Nude Gardening
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”
Her neighbor replies,”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.”
She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
“So-so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”
August 14, 2009 @ 9:20 am
Hell! I’d be happy to have been a tomato in that garden! Hahahahahahaha.
August 14, 2009 @ 7:53 am
extremly funnny!i can imagine how she looked forward for the mornig come, to see her tomatoes ripe,shame!!!
August 14, 2009 @ 7:01 am
thats the kind of growth to make a girl smile;)
August 13, 2009 @ 11:41 pm
@CHARLIE Not True!
August 13, 2009 @ 7:48 pm
lol … thats funny
August 13, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
Great one.
August 13, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
it is ready to eat for her you no it
August 13, 2009 @ 2:03 pm
in that case all females would be gardening
August 13, 2009 @ 11:34 am
Naughty…but funny…A good laugh for today.
August 13, 2009 @ 11:23 am
Very funny! hope the cucumbers were firm.