No Nursing Home for Me
About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady.
I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back.
As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, “I understand you’ve been on this ship for the last four cruises”. She replied, “Yes, that’s true.” I stated, “I don’t understand” and she replied, without a pause, “It’s cheaper than a nursing home”.
So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).
3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.
4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize
for your inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don’t even have to ask for them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don’t look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.
PS. And don’t forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge.
May 24, 2019 @ 6:20 pm
love, try nit ti put anyone in nursing home
May 13, 2019 @ 7:36 pm
Yes, that would be everyone wish to travel and not be in a nursing home. Very smart and brilliant
June 12, 2013 @ 1:02 pm
That was my feelings, when I was released from hospitol.My nurses were telling me I had to go to nursing home to recover from my accident.I needed one that had trachcare, so that left 2 options. They never offerred me a ticket for cruise.There I was from Dec 14th 2012 til march 20th 2013. It wasn’t the Hilton and the food sucked.I still owewhat Medicare didn’t pay. Princes Line get off your duffs. 81 and still healing.
June 8, 2013 @ 8:30 pm
I don’t like the idea of having my body dumped over the side in the ocean like trash, think I’d like a proper funeral and burial!!
May 25, 2009 @ 3:17 am
AM REALLY THRILLED:::: KEEP IT ON
May 10, 2009 @ 1:24 pm
Am blown! Whoever’s the mastermind behind these posts.. Keep it coming.