Naming the Newborns
A woman, who was pregnant with twins, got into a car accident and went into a coma… She was rushed to the hospital where doctors delivered her twins to save them. But as she was in a coma and her husband was overseas on business, her brother was the only one present to name her children.
When she came out of the coma, hours after arriving at the hospital and found out that her brother had named the twins, she was very worried. Her brother was not very bright, and she didn’t think he would have done a very good job of choosing her kids’ names.
When he came in to see her she asked, “So what names did you choose for my children?”
He replied, “The first born was a girl.”
“Oh,” started the woman, “and what did you name her??”
“Denise,” answered her brother.
The woman was very surprised, and very pleased, “Hey, that’s not half bad!” She exclaimed to her brother. “And what did you name the second child?” She waited excitedly to hear the name her brother had chosen for the other child.
“Well, the next born was a boy,” her brother informed her.
“Yes, and what did you name him??” inquired the woman.
Replied the brother, “Denephew.”
June 6, 2010 @ 7:27 pm
Very Good!@ Charles .LOL
June 6, 2010 @ 6:48 pm
quested a couple of minutes, hurriedly scribbled out a bunch of boy’s names on little slips of paper and dropped them all in a hat. They instructed the registrar to draw a slip out and that would be the baby’s name. And that’s how they named little 6-7/8 Jones.
June 6, 2010 @ 6:43 pm
Reminds me of the couple that just knew they were going to have a girl (before the days of ultrasound). Had the name all picked out, clothes in pink and red with bows and ribbon by the closetful, the nursery all made up for a girl and had a boy instead. When asked by the registrat at the hospital what would be his name, they re
June 6, 2010 @ 6:30 pm
I really liked this one. It’s the best joke I’ve seen on here in a long time. Hope to see more like this one!
May 11, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
AMEN!!!!!
June 6, 2010 @ 4:08 pm
good one
June 5, 2010 @ 10:58 pm
This really made me laugh….being my name is Annice (pronounced A Niece) I had an aunt that used to joke with my parents….so you have given me aniece, when will you give me anepehew?…..LOL I also, when meeting new people, tell them in order to remember how to pronounce my name, if you don’t have a niece you have a niece now….hehehe
June 5, 2010 @ 10:38 am
Finally a really good joke
May 11, 2012 @ 1:21 pm
AND older than computers.
June 5, 2010 @ 6:49 am
ROFL now I know where the ‘origin’ of Denise is from hahaha…
June 4, 2010 @ 10:05 pm
Delightful
June 4, 2010 @ 9:54 pm
nice joke, it really made me laugh……..