Naming the Baby
After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
“No thanks,” the young mother said. “I am just looking for a name for my baby.”
“But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning,” said the orderly.
“That will not help,” the mother said. “My baby already has a first name.”
March 23, 2009 @ 9:54 am
She probably wanted a rich fella’s last name.
March 23, 2009 @ 3:59 am
Yeah, I get it….it other words the mother slept with so many men….she didn’t know who to blame!!!!!!!! Like me, I have 5 kids by 5 different fathers!!!!!
March 23, 2009 @ 1:12 am
DUH!! My grand-dtr tht’s 11 yrs old got tht & u cldn’t? It’s clld PAYING ATTENTION WHILE IN SCHOOL!!!(DBL LOL)
March 23, 2009 @ 12:06 am
LOL i didnt get it at first but after i read it again more CAREFULLY i got it! …
March 22, 2009 @ 5:18 pm
@heaven
Think really hard. You will get it.
March 22, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Very profound!
March 22, 2009 @ 3:22 pm
I wonder how many surnames she is going to put together to make up the last name,
March 22, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
after she delivered she was unconcious to get the name of the baby
happy because she has gotten a baby and was actually thinking about the baby father so she can have her baby name
March 22, 2009 @ 11:56 am
U have to pay attention to the joke.lol she is looking for a last name for her baby, she does not know who the father is. so there is no use for that book with first names.So she looks in the telephone book,which is the directory .
March 22, 2009 @ 11:41 am
I dont get it