My Secret Crush
HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, “SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD?”
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULLNAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITHTHE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
HMMM,…OR COULD HE???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.
“YES. YES, I DID. ” HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
“WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?” I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, “IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?”
“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
“WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”
Posted By: hot
September 18, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
as i have taught all my children ” judge yee not thy neighbor lest yee judge thyself.” this is why you never judge a book by it’s cover..
September 18, 2009 @ 6:30 am
that means that the woman grew much older than the man, while they where mates years back, i m not suprised atall, thats d way it is.
people should always examine themselves before commenting on anyone.
September 18, 2009 @ 5:55 am
So funny…..but educative. Before commenting on somebody else first examine yourself well .
September 18, 2009 @ 5:17 am
Hillariuos. At least she’s young at heart.
September 17, 2009 @ 3:48 pm
Kettle calling the pot black.
September 17, 2009 @ 1:59 pm
so she was actually that old damn right funny
September 17, 2009 @ 1:28 pm
great , i love it ,this is funny, rate it A BIG # 10
September 17, 2009 @ 1:06 pm
touché
September 17, 2009 @ 11:50 am
funny…You thought you look younger but someone also see you to be older than how you see yourself. EXamine yourself well before commenting on any one else.
September 17, 2009 @ 11:09 am
so funny….before u condem some one look at yourself and examine yourself