Mom Knows Best
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Michael’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Michael volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. “You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Joanne said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, Michael received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Joanne, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Joanne. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom”
July 3, 2009 @ 8:17 am
wow unnecessary hasty conclusion
May 24, 2009 @ 4:45 am
I think Mothere’s would make great lawyers!
May 2, 2009 @ 10:53 pm
REALLY MON KNOWS BEST!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
April 24, 2009 @ 6:31 am
Mom knows best,so don’t lie to her because she will always prove it to you.I love that
April 19, 2009 @ 11:16 pm
perfect mum and very smart:))
April 19, 2009 @ 4:16 am
yes mama knows the a to z of thier children…after all what are we as mother for hehehehehe…..kids careful mommy are next to the creator the deliver u on earth….they can tell everything about u with out a battling an eyelash,….mommies are magicians
April 13, 2009 @ 9:14 am
mmh! thats perfect mum good keep up.
April 13, 2009 @ 2:58 am
Smart Mom, hehehe!!
April 12, 2009 @ 5:12 pm
Children forget mothers were young too,we know all the ropes
April 11, 2009 @ 1:15 pm
MOTHERS HAVE THAT 6TH SENSE TO KNOW(WHEN,WHERE,WHAT,& HOW). ALSO, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THIS MOTHER LET HER SON KNOW HE WAS LYING,(NOT TO HER BUT TO HIMSELF).