Men Bashing
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
September 16, 2009 @ 8:07 am
@Murli Nair ahahhahahhaha
September 14, 2009 @ 9:20 pm
HOORAH for MARIA!!!!
September 14, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
men are good for 2 things sex and more sex. when it comes to anything else do it yourself if you want it done right the first time! as to this JOKE you men take things much to seriously. and why do women decay faster????? we have to put up with you’re adolescent ways and do things WE ask you to do but you can’t be bothered getting off your azzes to do it!!! I mean LOOK in the mirror and maybe you’ll see that you’re not as ageless as you seem to think you are!
as to our egos? well guess what you men have egos the size of the middle east.
oh and OKOSISI ABAGANA men were created first so very true but WE WERE MADE TO BE YOUR PARTNER NOT YOUR F*CKING SLAVES YOU ABORIGINAL MORON! AND IF WE’RE SO ARTIFICIAL WHAT ARE YOU STICKING YOUR D*CK IN?????? A HOLE IN THE WALL?
September 14, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
really
September 14, 2009 @ 9:14 am
@okosisi abagana
because men only love themselves
September 14, 2009 @ 9:03 am
@Gina
wht u need to be ooooooo. is it my touch or anything else /??? make u ooooooooooo.sis
September 14, 2009 @ 9:02 am
@Corina
very cute, but some r not sure. bcz I cant feel is it from a lady or a gent…. ??
September 14, 2009 @ 8:55 am
Okosisi my brother, ask me oooo!! you can imagine that!
September 14, 2009 @ 8:42 am
Women, oh women, what will you do without us men, even when we are not there to defend ourselves you think its ok to bash us to prop your sagging egos that sag like your aging breasts. Ride on and keep the bashing till you need the warm feel of a man at dawn.
September 14, 2009 @ 6:50 am
how is mastubating been sex with someone u love, i need good answer pls.