Men Bashing
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
September 14, 2009 @ 6:48 am
if men are rough copies why do women grow old faster and decays within a twinkle of eye, its because women are artificial beign and photocopies which can never be or last like d original copy ie men.
September 14, 2009 @ 2:52 am
Maybe gringos are like that but not all races.
makaisip nga para sa mga babae…
September 14, 2009 @ 2:48 am
As I’ve said before, stop the man-bashing and they might start respecting women a little more.
September 14, 2009 @ 2:07 am
Funny, women enjoy all the benefits of modern life because men created them, yet see their ingratitude !
September 13, 2009 @ 11:31 pm
yeah yeah yeah its funny but somes not ture lol
September 13, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
So well written (lol) and funny too ~!
September 13, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
@PAM Get botoxed? Nice
September 13, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
This is rather nasty! But True! LOL
September 13, 2009 @ 5:13 pm
LOL-this is funny!
September 13, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
Men are silly