Men Bashing
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
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September 17, 2009 @ 5:19 am
sorry guys…hahahaha
September 17, 2009 @ 3:51 am
@Okosisi Abagana: U got it all wrong. Maria insulted u 1st, but u went gaga also, talking like a 4-yr old boy… What has her father to do with her opinion? In my opinion, the joke is on guys, so Maria didn’t get it. You are therefore, both immature. I rate it 9/10!
September 16, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
@ Jean-no botox darlin,good genes but thanks!
September 16, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
an advice to every one, we dont have to insult people here, we just have to say our views, opinion, nd our mind towards d jokes nd not speaking like foolish maria nd jean dat is d proper moron that support bushit, we need to be more matured guys…
September 16, 2009 @ 12:20 pm
George, if men only love themselves, what about women..do they hate themselves, try something better even though it a general sin, but why it works is what i dont know nd it need to be stoped with a soluction
September 16, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
maria or watever ur sick name is, you are a fucking bastard nd a vagabond to call your father a moron, why is it that u women are made out of us with one of our lib to be our partner and you women brought sufferness, disobedient, ingreat, nd so many harm to mankind and u guys have d guts to compare or content with men, if not for multiplication, lower animals like birds are better companion to men than sick women like u maria that make an atempt to insult her father if she know him…damm
September 16, 2009 @ 9:10 am
men , must be good for something but i still can not find out what it is…………yawn