Men Are Like…
Men are like…..Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like…..Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like…..Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like…..Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like…..Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like…..Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like…..Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like…..Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like…..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like…..Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Ademos
July 31, 2009 @ 1:21 pm
Why do U have to ridicule men this much? Well, I agree with U its nothing short of true.
frito
July 14, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
what does the postal service have to do with this?
violly
July 13, 2009 @ 5:03 am
Man you’ve got it right from the top
So much true in alot of ways.It’s
a big ha ha ha for all the men and for
the women it’s a hurray.I’ll give it
a five star .
she
July 12, 2009 @ 8:11 am
right on….hahahahaha
jane
July 12, 2009 @ 5:25 am
I LIKE THIS JOKE…ACTUALLY IT IS NOT A JOKE FOR ME…IT IS ACTUALLY VERY TRUE ! !!!!!!!
charlie
July 11, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
i like this list a whole lot better than the other one i read
but it seems true in lot of ways
toocoolsuziq
July 10, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
this is the blue print of the mail race