Funny Joke: 💖 Marrying the Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decides he has the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they can produce children beyond comparison…

With that as his mission, he begins searching for the perfect woman.

After a diligent but fruitless search up and down the east coast, he starts to head west…

Shortly thereafter, he meets a farmer who has three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively take his breath away.

So, he explains his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them…

The farmer simply replies, “They’re all looking to get married, so you came to the right place.”

“Look them over and select the one you want.”

So, the man dates the first daughter…

The next day the farmer asks for the man’s opinion.

“Well,” says the man, “She’s just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed.”

The farmer nods and suggests the man date one of the other girls.

So, the man goes out with the second daughter…

The next day, the farmer again asks how things went.

“Well,” the man replies, “She’s just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed.”

The farmer nods and suggests he date the third girl to see if things might be better.

So, he does…

The next morning the man rushes in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just perfect!”

“She’s the one I want to marry!”

So, they are wed right away…

Months later the baby is born.

When the man visits the nursery, he is horrified: the baby has the ugliest face he has ever seen.

He rushes to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

“Well,” explains the farmer, “She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell… “

“Pregnant when you met her.”