Learning to Swear
A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 5 year old, “I think it’s about time we start swearing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
“When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’,ok?” “Ok.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. “Aw, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
The Mom looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios.”
August 22, 2009 @ 6:31 pm
THATS FUNNY LMAO BUT NOT GOOD FOR KIDS TO CUSS BUT STILL VERY FUNNY
August 22, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
that was really funny but i think i would do the same thing if my 3 year old did that. first time i heard the joke it was a good one
August 22, 2009 @ 3:19 am
oh well , it might get funny , later on, rate it a 5
August 21, 2009 @ 8:34 pm
oldie but a goodie lol….
August 21, 2009 @ 7:50 pm
This is no joke and it’s not funny if you are the smart mouth kids who got smacked or switched with a sweet gun. I can tell you first hand you don’t talk to mom like that, and just walk away. In our family you had the board of education applied to the seat of understanding.
June 8, 2017 @ 1:39 pm
In our house it was a cake of soap and a washcloth. That worked OK, too.
August 21, 2009 @ 7:10 pm
LMAO this is toooooo funny!!
August 21, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
This is a JOKE man, a laugh out loud joke…My husband and I laughed at the surprise ending. Of course we don’t approve of swearing, but it is a JOKE!!!
August 21, 2009 @ 3:36 pm
again it’s adorable for kids to cuss at their mothers. I realize it’s a joke but…. it’s not funny to me. I got my mouth washed out with soap and my ass beat. never cussed at mom again! but today brats are out of control cause you can’t spank. oh well this is America Let the brats rule!
August 21, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
omg that is so funny. I have heard that one before but it is still funny.
August 21, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
rating this a 5