Laura Lou
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
“What was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied.
“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained.
“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, “What the heck was that for?”
“Your horse called,” she replied.
February 6, 2013 @ 2:09 am
He should have had a mega iron skillet, teehee
April 19, 2012 @ 3:46 am
@mrsbeatitj stop being a pedo lover and stop flagging free speech? .
November 30, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
zoom-golly-golly
November 20, 2009 @ 6:17 am
He paid a high price for his ride on that filly……Like to know where she got that iron skillet from…….hehehehehe
November 19, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
Not just any Iron Skillet, it had best be a Cast Iron Skillet. I wonder if his Horse called, and said she was expecting a colt? hehe.
November 19, 2009 @ 4:27 am
good for him, naughty!!! haa! haaaa! haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2009 @ 3:43 am
funny…he deserves more than an iron skillet on the head for that type of horse riding…he hee heeee