Late Night Caller

A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
The husband said, “Who was that?”
The wife said, “I don’t know; some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear’.”



October 19, 2009 @ 5:13 am
Nice one @ boinker2.
October 17, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
undoubtly the woman who called must have been a blonde also! who would be dumb enough to ask that question when a woman answered the phone ???
October 17, 2009 @ 8:02 pm
why does it say ‘undoubtly blonde’ you don’t have to be blond to be stupid,,,
October 17, 2009 @ 5:59 am
Sometimes an innocent mind can save a innocent heart from a lot of
angst and pain……..the wife is always the last one to know!!!!
October 17, 2009 @ 3:45 am
Ofcourse the coast was clear! I dare the caller to visit the “coast”.
October 16, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
Her husband is a weather man. ha.
October 16, 2009 @ 8:09 pm
thats more like it, blonde indeed.
October 16, 2009 @ 6:42 pm
Omg now that is really a good blonde joke lmao!!!
October 16, 2009 @ 11:28 am
she is undoubtedly blonde hahahaha
October 16, 2009 @ 10:51 am
good one lol nicky