Irish Drunk Driver
On Saint Patrick’s Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over.
“So,” said the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
April 28, 2012 @ 8:34 am
Welcome aboard Tanie Pozycjonowanie stron. I for one think that you will enjoy seeing and reading this particular website and postings. It’s nice to comment, and make jokes and new friends on here. I do hope that you continue to stay on with us, I really believe that you’ll enjoy some of the things that you’ll see and read.
March 19, 2012 @ 9:59 am
Give it a rest, Lola … it is a joke, not a commentary on life.