Income Taxes
A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead – with an even uglier woman. When he asks what’s going on, Steve replies, “I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.” They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they’re stuck with these God-awful women.
Don replies, “I have no idea, but I’m definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can’t seem to understand. Everytime we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, “Damn income taxes!”
April 3, 2010 @ 1:27 am
@John: A nice refund
April 8, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
ha ha ha ha wat a nice lession.watu walipe tax kwa haki, especially our mps otherwise they will pay dearly in heaven 4 the years they have served with the most uguly women they,ve never had.
April 7, 2009 @ 10:44 am
ha ha ha an innocent & honest ugly man with a good reward
April 7, 2009 @ 4:52 am
John..ugly guys that don’t cheat get the gorgeous supermodel woman…LMAO
April 5, 2009 @ 11:50 am
the good looking female cheated on her taxes, but what about us ugly guys that don’t cheat, what do we get?
April 5, 2009 @ 12:31 am
I HAVE BEEN PREPARING INCOME TAX FOR PEOPLE FOR 50 YEARS
NOW I’M WORRIED
April 4, 2009 @ 3:03 pm
what is good for the goose is good for the gander 🙂
April 4, 2009 @ 2:46 pm
DAMN, THE GUY WAS UGLY LMAO
April 4, 2009 @ 12:47 am
hahaha thats funny
April 3, 2009 @ 7:07 pm
dang! i am glad that has happened to somebody else other than me!it really sucks!