Important Lesson to Learn
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can’t overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
November 10, 2009 @ 8:41 am
CANT BEAT IT. YOU R LUCKY MAN
November 10, 2009 @ 8:06 am
ha! ha! ha! Hilarious! there i was thinking he was the last honourable man alive!
November 10, 2009 @ 7:04 am
Lucky devil, i dread 2 think wat i wouldve done in such a situation.
November 10, 2009 @ 6:26 am
yessssssssssssss oooooooooooooo,smart guy………..
November 10, 2009 @ 6:18 am
Maybe he has already had a bite of the apple from the family tree
( daughter) and was content……or maybe he was shallow ‘Hal’ going to get a condom from his car ….. the Father should have been hiding in the wardrobe in the bedroom then it would have been clear what the young fellas intentions were…….
November 10, 2009 @ 5:22 am
“”Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car””
if he had his condom in his wallet, he would have gone for her.
this is one of the best lesson i ve had since this year
BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
November 10, 2009 @ 4:47 am
this is really good lesson but only d wise can get d message, dont rush in making decisions. I love dis message.
November 10, 2009 @ 2:05 am
We will never know??? It says it in plain English “Always leave your condoms in the car”.
November 10, 2009 @ 12:18 am
he was definitely going for the condom. hahahahaha. asshole got lucky
November 9, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
Hilarious!!!!!! Was he going for the condom or better yet was he leaving? We will never know ROFL