If Company Jingles Were Honest

Get ready to laugh (or cringe) with these brutally honest company jingles! From the “Unnecessarily Large Box for Small Item” to “Flat Burger Punchers,” we’ve got the real deal on what companies are thinking. Password sharing? Not on our watch. And forget about texting—calls only! Plus, enjoy our “Spicy Water” drinks and brace yourself for dream-crushing movie remakes. Need to charge your mouse? Nope, we’re sending your thoughts straight to the toilet! It’s all just parody and satire, so please, no lawsuits!