I’d Rather Die
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all… if that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a b*tch!
May 13, 2009 @ 8:05 am
Haaa, very funny!
May 8, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
sounds like me hahahaha
i actually like jokes of this style…they get me use my brain
May 7, 2009 @ 8:07 pm
@any.
It means that the computer and wine was keeping him alive and in a vegetable state, not hospital machines, according to his sister, anyway.
May 7, 2009 @ 7:41 pm
Sounds like my house
May 7, 2009 @ 5:25 pm
i got it that was cute and good.
May 7, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
aww cute joke im sendin it 10/10
May 7, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
I mean the jokes that are posted aren’t all that hard to figure it out. And when you do figure it out on your own, you’ll laugh out loud! That’s part of the fun of reading jokes.
May 7, 2009 @ 1:01 pm
Well I got it and it was so cute I sent it to all my friends! And it’s true if you have to explain it its not funny!!
May 7, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
You know having to explain a joke makes it not funny.
May 6, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
i dont get this