I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me
I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
April 24, 2009 @ 4:33 am
This is totally nonsense,but I think he is more concerned about his bike than his wife,because if the bike is bad he won’t be able to go around every corner in search of his wife. LOL
April 23, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
Are you serious! I have never seen so many posts on one joke before! This is pure genius. The joke is in your responses. To wit is to be witty. And if you don’t get that, then you’re without wits, and therefore, shouldn’t battle unarmed. I loved the joke. Keep posting!
April 22, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
@xtian
That’s exactly what happened.
April 22, 2009 @ 8:40 am
i think what this post meant was that the man loves his motorbike more that his wife. After he saw the leak in his motorbike he forgot why he was behind the motorbike in the first place. he forgot that he was supposed to be see his wife coming.
But yeh, this joke sucks..
April 22, 2009 @ 6:13 am
I would rather have known whether his wife was really cheating on him or not, instead I have to hear about his stupid bike and its problems. You can see where his priorities lie. I say good luck to her if she was cheating.
April 22, 2009 @ 5:10 am
its not a joke its like a story.how did it end in suspence.
April 22, 2009 @ 12:23 am
I agree with you, Katie. I’m just glad I actually got it.
April 21, 2009 @ 11:43 pm
ok this is really dumb and is hard to understand then i finally got it. he cares more about the bike right? well n e way either way its STUPID!
April 21, 2009 @ 9:21 pm
well thisw sucked i really didnt get it!
April 21, 2009 @ 6:46 pm
I understand it perfectly. The man is more concerned with his bike than his wife.