I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me
I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
April 21, 2009 @ 10:35 am
I actually like this. The ones that didn’t like it are you cheating yourself???? It just shows he is more interested in his bike (they don’t cheat) then he is with his wife.
April 21, 2009 @ 9:53 am
whako? you better look for a better term to qualify this one
April 21, 2009 @ 9:29 am
LOL! The comments that this joke illicit is funny enough itself.
April 21, 2009 @ 8:38 am
I thought that was very funny. Those people who said it sucks…….You have no sense of humor. It takes a lot for me to laugh, and this was very funny……I especially liked the last line….great work.
April 21, 2009 @ 8:22 am
NOT FUNNY AT ALL… I FEEL FOR THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS HAVINBG TOI READ ALL THESE COMMENTS!!!!!!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME…..
April 21, 2009 @ 7:34 am
the comments this joke has triggered from you guys so far, is the funny side of this joke. But you know in Ghana we call this kind of joke ‘Sete’ thats, to say something to raise one’s hope only to cut it off with something irrelivant to quash everything.
April 21, 2009 @ 6:56 am
I`m hang up with the ending.pls. finish the story next time.
April 21, 2009 @ 6:24 am
You’ll find that it is the youngsters who don’t appreciate it.
Let them come back again in their 30’s / 40’s.
April 21, 2009 @ 6:20 am
@Riky
Try broadening your spelling knowledge too.
April 21, 2009 @ 3:25 am
This is a stupid joke!!!!!!!!!!