I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me
I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
April 21, 2009 @ 1:16 am
This joke is stupid, must have been made up by a man.
April 21, 2009 @ 12:45 am
LAME!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY
April 21, 2009 @ 12:20 am
I had sooooo much fun reading the reviews on this one. Thanks to the reviews I cannot remember the stinking joke and I don’t want to so please do not ever post it again.
April 20, 2009 @ 10:54 pm
@Natasha
if you think hardly you able to find a true joke about life on that
April 20, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
think and find properly before you want to buy a bike(wife)usually you can find a bike wich is most usefull but the wife…….#@#@
April 20, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
You guys are a tough crowd. 🙂
April 20, 2009 @ 9:21 pm
Stupid man,Stupid joke
April 20, 2009 @ 9:15 pm
If it is still under warranty I would take it to the dealer….maybe the dude your ole lady is humping knows something about bikes,wouldnt hurt to ask.
April 20, 2009 @ 8:58 pm
Shows his one-track mind..Just shows a typical male mentality..
April 20, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
go ahead take the bike back and this joke:(