I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me
I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
April 20, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
This joke is in the internet some 10 years back. I’m amused from reaction of some guys here. Their misplaced critique is funnier.
April 20, 2009 @ 1:55 pm
Although in this case there is a miniscule point, that is that the guy
has the attention span of an ant. So when he notices the oil he forgets all about the MASSIVELY IMPORTANT issue of his wifes infedelity.
April 20, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
This is known as a “shaggy dog story” joke. The shaggy dog story is about a dog which runs away from home or gets lost or whatever and the owner goes out of his mind to find him. He offers big rewards, sends notices all across the world. You make the joke as long as you want, the longer “the better.” Finally someone calls from Alaska and says he found your dog and you pay the person $3000 to bring him home. When the person shows up at the door with the dog. The owner looks at him and says “Well, he wasn’t THAT shaggy.”
Point is there is no point that is what is supposed to be supposedly funny. Dr. Louis (MA Psych)
April 20, 2009 @ 1:39 pm
Strange that it is still getting a 6.8/10 at the moment. From the comments, I am expecting a 1 star. 😛
April 20, 2009 @ 1:36 pm
I think we have a winner for the lamest joke of the year. Bells ring, and lights flash. Confetti pours down from the ceiling! Sirens start ringing. The only thing lamer is my paycheck. lol The point of the joke, is he is more concerned about how his bike is running, and if he needs to have it repaired. His bike is more important to him than his wife. Some jokes should never even been posted because they are not that funny, and this is one ofthem.lol -mkiller
April 20, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
Wow is this joke really that hard to understand??? I’m shocked!
April 20, 2009 @ 1:24 pm
lame
April 20, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
Sorry so many of your readers are to immature and ignorant to “get it” Hopefully they will start broadining their horizons.
April 20, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Think it’s great, some of the replys are really stupid
April 20, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
lame