I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me
I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
April 20, 2009 @ 12:24 pm
Keep on, when the bike will cheat on you, you will then know what to choose.
April 20, 2009 @ 11:58 am
He is more concerned about the bike than his wife.
April 20, 2009 @ 11:56 am
Hey Dude, go see a shrink. You must of struck your head on something very hard. You have the symptoms of short-term memory loss.
If this is a joke,then there is no joker, not even on bat-man,even makes Robin blush in shame…..
April 20, 2009 @ 11:40 am
um…….wat’s the joke in this?!?!?!?!?
April 20, 2009 @ 11:11 am
Lame.. really lame!!
April 20, 2009 @ 11:09 am
Sometimes there are some funny jokes on here.. but won’t someone be so kind as to explain this one? The only joke I see is in calling it a joke.. what does it mean?
April 20, 2009 @ 10:47 am
What a bunch of Bovine Scathology!!! its not even funny, mebbe we know the reason why your wife is cheating on ya, because of your sick mutha@#%% joke!!
April 20, 2009 @ 10:46 am
that was really stupid.
April 20, 2009 @ 10:35 am
this joke is not funny at all. you should do us all a favor and stop posting here you suck
April 20, 2009 @ 10:32 am
this is wack! how did it get here?