A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts. “honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Well could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.” To which he replied “fix the fridge door ? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine ,” she says “Then could you at lest fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.” “I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” He says “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead. I don’t think so”
“I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!!” So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees that the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed? “Honey how did all this get fixed?” she said “Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice man came along and asked me what was wrong and I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake.”
He said “So what kind of cake did you bake him?” She replied “Hellooooo… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I DON’T THINK SO!!!”
I have always started from the bottom entry and work my way up to the top one it makes no difference to me old format or new format!!!! Meza downunder….OZ…Lol
……. Me Thinks She Was Just Getting Her Own Back….Lol
…good one my a**…I thought it was rather stupid…in fact the last 3 we’re rather stupid…
…AND…I don’t like this new format…I don’t like having to go back to the top to get to the next post…
…the old format had it so you could scroll down – read the comments – and go right into the next post…
October 16, 2010 @ 2:08 pm
The only people who didn’t find this one funny must be the guys who can’t fix anything!
October 6, 2010 @ 11:49 pm
This one made me laugh! Good one!
October 3, 2010 @ 5:07 am
I have always started from the bottom entry and work my way up to the top one it makes no difference to me old format or new format!!!! Meza downunder….OZ…Lol
……. Me Thinks She Was Just Getting Her Own Back….Lol
September 30, 2010 @ 8:24 pm
@MICH- You are right about the new format-It really is dumb and boring!!!!!
September 28, 2010 @ 11:56 pm
You’re right, Mich
September 27, 2010 @ 12:40 pm
…good one my a**…I thought it was rather stupid…in fact the last 3 we’re rather stupid…
…AND…I don’t like this new format…I don’t like having to go back to the top to get to the next post…
…the old format had it so you could scroll down – read the comments – and go right into the next post…
September 25, 2010 @ 11:02 pm
Good One!!!
September 25, 2010 @ 10:05 pm
She went to bed with him! :O hahaha