Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign r eads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
May 19, 2009 @ 10:45 am
the new wife store is with me right here
May 14, 2009 @ 3:58 am
women, hard to satisfy
May 8, 2009 @ 7:03 am
Pretty intereseting though,but i must tell u,if its the other way round,some guys will do the same.So its not all about women alone that are not contended,its both ways.
May 6, 2009 @ 5:00 am
Wow,women can never be pleased. Always looking for ‘goodies’ but constantly end up with ‘badies’.
Well, i will jump on the first lady that i will see at the first floor.
Good story for the day.
May 5, 2009 @ 8:44 am
I will not think but go straight to the third floor.
May 5, 2009 @ 5:13 am
most women find it difficult to make a choice because most men these days are very weak, so they keep sarching for a strong man
May 5, 2009 @ 3:52 am
What a piece!!! We;; it tells how women find it difficult to make choices about who to settle down with but finally end up in a ditch with their well-thought choices. The biblical dimension “there is a way that seems right unto a woman but the end thereof is a way into frustrations(death)”
May 5, 2009 @ 3:46 am
What a piece!!! Well it tells how women are find it difficult to choose but finally end up in a ditch with their well-thought choices. The biblical dimension “there is a way that seems right unto a woman but the end thereof is a way unto ditch”
May 4, 2009 @ 5:28 pm
This piece is so funny.Its a big lesson for the extreemists.
May 4, 2009 @ 10:35 am
O.M.G.This is soooo funny! I totally agree! I’m only a teenager but even my friends are that choosy! I guess it starts at a young age! Lmao!