Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign r eads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
May 4, 2009 @ 9:06 am
heh..heh..most chics are like that they really don know what they want and if they did they would never be that choosy…its like living in the world of fantasy
May 3, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
@Buzzman1313
I really believe it.Haaaaah very nice and laughable
May 3, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
some of us women to good some oh what the heck we suck on picking the
wrong things cause we’re tired of these lousy men promise one thing
till they r in the picture and change.(crap)
May 2, 2009 @ 10:45 pm
Well it is the fact that women really does not have satisfaction, they keep on going, and looking for the better ones until they end up with the worst guy and that would be the moral lesson for them.
May 2, 2009 @ 11:01 am
I am a good woman, from floor two, I would not go past floor one at this point at the husband store
May 2, 2009 @ 7:53 am
Well I am 62 years young , SO PLEASE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION AS TO WHERE THESE LADIES ARE AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO GO PASS FLOOR 2 KEEP SMILING FELLOWS ,AS the Herman Hermits pop song goes ‘Something Tells Me I In for Something Good.” L.O.L
May 2, 2009 @ 7:33 am
whoever wrote this must be very inteligent.it means that women are very choosy but they end up with wrong guys.
May 2, 2009 @ 6:52 am
bingo
May 2, 2009 @ 1:01 am
CAN I TRADE IN THE WIFE I HAVE NOW?
May 1, 2009 @ 6:23 pm
where is this new wives store?