Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign r eads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
March 11, 2012 @ 9:03 am
Very interesting subject , thanks for putting up.
March 24, 2010 @ 3:26 am
dont be too hard on them . they may not be able to decide what they want but at the end of the day the saying still holds true .CANT LIVE WITH THEM CANT EAT THEM FOR SUPPER.
January 22, 2010 @ 7:48 am
I like this though it’s an old one. as far as i am concerned women deserve nothing but the best but don’t push it, next time stop at shop 4.
October 12, 2009 @ 5:49 am
Women are easy to please only if you got variety and art of pleasure…not the “usual” stuff. Try this at home and see the results. Amazing!
June 8, 2009 @ 6:45 am
LOL, you make me laugh! 🙂 @Dick Dennis
June 8, 2009 @ 5:33 am
soooooooo funny! well, I wont go to that shop at all cause I am very happy to my sweetheart.
June 6, 2009 @ 10:51 am
I will proceed to the fifth wives store or otherwise, stop before the fifth floor if i can find a woman that is patience/