How the World Works Today
How the world works lately…
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
October 7, 2009 @ 5:04 am
I LOVE THIS, THOUGH IS A JOKE, BUT ITS EDUCATIVE SOMEHOW.
October 7, 2009 @ 4:56 am
“How Africa Works Today”,we blame everyone but do not accept our own fault for failing
October 7, 2009 @ 4:36 am
The moral of the story is, learn to say “the buck stops here!”
October 7, 2009 @ 2:12 am
THIS IS A SWEET PIECE OF JOKE.IF MY TONGUE TURNS BLACK FOR TAKING COFFEE EVERY DAY BLAME THE MANUFACTURER.
October 6, 2009 @ 9:49 pm
Just remember ( Whatever hits the fan is not evenly distiibuted )..
October 6, 2009 @ 8:14 pm
So do I.
October 6, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
I agree with Meza
October 6, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
I didn’t do it.
October 6, 2009 @ 6:19 pm
it’s not my fault,,,
October 6, 2009 @ 6:24 am
the chain of command is ruled by the person with the the most inventive way of passing on to others the blame of why the shit hit the fan and still look totally blameless……..