Heaven or Hell?
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” says the man.
“Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” “Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.
“I’m sorry but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
“Now it’s time to visit heaven.”
So, 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
The senator reflects for a minute, then the senator answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
“I don’t understand,” stammers the senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”
The devil looks at him, smiles and says,
“Yesterday we were campaigning … Today you voted.”
September 5, 2009 @ 9:39 am
I will sue St. Peter for making me change my mind, atleast he should have just hinted that the campaign was still on
September 3, 2009 @ 12:07 pm
@ROSE Thank you.
September 3, 2009 @ 6:16 am
This is really funny. However it is the truth. Other selfish and cunning politicians must learn from this. They would be paid back with their own coins. I rate it a 5.
September 2, 2009 @ 9:14 am
this is a good one, i rate it a 10!
September 1, 2009 @ 7:42 am
Oh Lord, please give us the wisdom and the spirit to see and think clearly so as not be to deceived by the devil.
September 1, 2009 @ 7:32 am
what goes around comes around
September 1, 2009 @ 5:17 am
am with she on this one. these politicians know how to make promises while campaigning but never fulfill them when they are voted. good for the Senator.
September 1, 2009 @ 4:38 am
he got a dose of his own medicine hahahahaha
September 1, 2009 @ 4:17 am
if u have a chance choose what is best…
August 31, 2009 @ 10:59 pm
I rather see my lord cause he is the one that died for me not the other thing .