Hearing Problems
An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
February 28, 2012 @ 3:29 am
Haha! I’ve been accused of having selective hearing myself–but it’s really not that way-I am deaf in my right ear-Dr. says a hearing aid wouldn’t help anyway. And I need a hearing aid in my left ear but do not have the money to buy one. It all depends on the tone of voice they use & they have to look at me when talking. On the other hand if I had a hearing aid I’d have to hear what I don’t want to hear-lol!
July 18, 2011 @ 9:50 am
Hehehehehehe the Men in my life have always had selective hearing!!!!!!
February 27, 2012 @ 11:04 am
Unfortinately, so do women.
July 16, 2011 @ 7:03 pm
at breakfast in the morning i have a friend who is deaf..and he says is what…he turns of his hearing aid and he feels good…i dont blame him..sometime he wants to shut us out…
July 16, 2011 @ 6:37 pm
Smart man!
July 16, 2011 @ 12:45 am
Now that was a good one! Sometimes my husband talks so much, I just want to tune him out. He says alot, without saying much at all!! But I still love him! Go figure!
July 15, 2011 @ 8:10 pm
there are hard ways for some
my friend has a hearing problem, real bad , she had a Husband who helped with many things ,
now her husband passed away and she needs her son to help with the phone,but her son lives 3000km away, how will he change his lifestyle from so far away,
life is not getting better, even she is a very smart lady,,
July 15, 2011 @ 2:24 pm
that i like…family.are nice than they can on your nerves..having a friend is much better..because they have thier own lives..i know they mean well…but give me space.to think….i know what i want out of life..but that does mean i will get it …so i live one day at a time…