Harsh Love Poems
Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I’m good at telling you lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
January 28, 2012 @ 11:39 pm
PLEASE HOW may I get an angel here. I BELIEVE in Angels & my LIFE was saved by the “Grace of God, & my favorite hymn is ‘Amazing Grace’
December 10, 2010 @ 2:06 am
damn good!!!!!!
May 27, 2010 @ 5:24 am
so freaking funny
February 19, 2010 @ 3:20 pm
my sides hert
February 17, 2010 @ 6:52 am
This sounds like aftermath of valentine
Leaving sour tastes of regrets
After spending the little saved
After the Xmas breaks
February 16, 2010 @ 8:54 am
I SURE KNOW SOME ONE TO SEND THIS TO! HA!HA!!HA!!!HA!!!!HAAAAAAA!