Halloween Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little hanky panky. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!”
October 30, 2009 @ 10:28 pm
@jeff3254
Yes, And this is just the kind of prank that has ruined many a marriage!! I hear ya! And I’m a woman.
October 30, 2009 @ 6:30 am
I think I agree with Meza u got her there.
October 30, 2009 @ 5:36 am
I do not know about anyone else but i find this a little suspect……
If the guy she spent the evening with was not her husband, would she
not recognize his voice as her husbands and everybody has their own mannerisms. so he would have also known that she was his wife and went along with the fun and then tried to smoke her out by saying it was his friend in the costume. the joke certainly was on her and he caught her out a beauty……silly girl must have taken too many headache pills and they clouded her Judgement…..Ahemmmmmmm
October 30, 2009 @ 3:12 am
if you throw a stone to a wall it comes back to you.she was really lucky but i hope she confesses to the husband in the near future.that was really bad an attitude.
October 30, 2009 @ 1:04 am
thats a very good one. she thought her husband would not recognise her but actually she is the one who doesn’t know who she got married to hahahahahah
October 29, 2009 @ 8:43 pm
men, this is funny, sleeping with d wrong person, who is to be blamed now. i guess d wife has to end d story there.
October 29, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
gothcha 🙂
October 29, 2009 @ 6:12 pm
I really had to laugh at this one. It is GOOD!!!!
October 29, 2009 @ 4:46 pm
yep….& she would have chewed him out for doing that with her & not knowing it was her,,,,but bet your sweet a$@ she wont even mention her little escapade to him however………..this from a guy who is divorced #4 times hahahahahaha trust me world…….i know
October 29, 2009 @ 4:42 pm
HA,HA.