Grandpa in the Hospital
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
“How are you grandpa? he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”
“No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet … and that’s it. I go out like a light.”
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the nurse in charge.
“What are you people doing,” he says, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?”
“Oh, yes,” replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”
September 14, 2011 @ 4:09 pm
Viagra makes him stiff like…u know…….hilarious
November 1, 2010 @ 3:54 pm
i thought it was funny
October 12, 2010 @ 11:00 pm
dumb
October 3, 2010 @ 12:28 pm
I thought it was kinda cute myself!!!
October 2, 2010 @ 6:33 pm
…I thought viagra was for…well anyway… how does it keep him from rolling out of bed???
March 8, 2012 @ 8:43 pm
duh!
May 22, 2014 @ 5:22 pm
come on mich, THINK! about it. and to the other ladies, it was just a joke
May 22, 2014 @ 5:24 pm
mich, the Viagra gives him an erection, therefore he wont fall out of bed.lololol
October 2, 2010 @ 4:06 pm
Incredibly stupid.
September 25, 2010 @ 11:00 pm
Very Dumb!
September 25, 2010 @ 1:44 am
Dumb