A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and See how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. “How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, “One”.
The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?” The kid says, “$101,237.65”.
The boss says, “$101,237.65?” What the heck did you sell?”
The kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”
The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?”
The kid said, “No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot – you should go fishing.’
I wonder how many brainless men there are ,
going shopping for a dime and spending like a millionaer,
some mothers do hav’m,
save us for supersmart salesmen,
Of course he bought the tampons, the salesman is very observant and of course he is a very good salesperson. Just the kind of salespeople businesses need these days.
oh man his wife is going to be mad LOL the way it sounded he didn’t get his wife the tampons he was supposed to get and plus he got all that other stuff LOL he’s going to have a lot of explaining to do when he gets home! If I was the wife I would say “please kill me now! I need tampons and don’t have any and now the credit card is maxed oh please kill me now before I kill my husband!!” haha
November 8, 2024 @ 9:17 am
This made me laught out loud unusual.
November 8, 2024 @ 9:28 am
DITTO!!!!!!!
July 8, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
funny!great salesman!he should get a trophy for boosting the owners co.up so much!lv this!hhhahahahhhhahaha!
July 7, 2010 @ 5:34 pm
sad-but true
July 6, 2010 @ 4:12 am
I wonder how many brainless men there are ,
going shopping for a dime and spending like a millionaer,
some mothers do hav’m,
save us for supersmart salesmen,
June 28, 2010 @ 9:29 am
Of course he bought the tampons, the salesman is very observant and of course he is a very good salesperson. Just the kind of salespeople businesses need these days.
May 6, 2010 @ 11:06 am
oh man his wife is going to be mad LOL the way it sounded he didn’t get his wife the tampons he was supposed to get and plus he got all that other stuff LOL he’s going to have a lot of explaining to do when he gets home! If I was the wife I would say “please kill me now! I need tampons and don’t have any and now the credit card is maxed oh please kill me now before I kill my husband!!” haha
May 3, 2010 @ 9:09 am
i dont get it
March 17, 2010 @ 5:19 pm
Very intresting…. yeh i like it.