Golf Accident
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she told him earnestly.
Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright…I’ll be fine in a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.
June 25, 2009 @ 11:04 am
gush this is realy funny!!!lol
June 25, 2009 @ 9:30 am
Tina you have too serious an outlook on life relax
June 25, 2009 @ 6:14 am
i wish i was the lucky bloke receiveing the massage
June 25, 2009 @ 5:05 am
sweet joke, men would always like that.
June 25, 2009 @ 3:23 am
Wonder how the woman would feel having known she had been giving the wrong part a massage. I doubt it if he does’nt end up getting a slap.
June 24, 2009 @ 9:27 pm
LOL
June 24, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
wise man hahahahahaha
June 24, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
thats funny
June 24, 2009 @ 3:29 pm
SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMEING (HA HA AH HA)
June 24, 2009 @ 11:50 am
LOL…all those years of college and for what haha