Golf Accident
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she told him earnestly.
Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright…I’ll be fine in a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.
July 3, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
no person would do that in real life, sylvia warren. that dumb persistent therapist, considering that she is a therapist, should have asked first which part was hurt. i said “he shouldnt have told her his tumb hurts” so as to save the lady from embarrassment. now i hope you get what i mean, dirty mind.
July 3, 2009 @ 4:59 am
Men and their mischieviousness… if I was the one I’ll give him a kick in the crotch for making me to that.
June 30, 2009 @ 3:21 am
is too much and great thinking oooooooooooh powerfulllllllllll
June 27, 2009 @ 5:15 am
lol
June 27, 2009 @ 12:55 am
this took my breath away in laughter!
June 26, 2009 @ 7:33 am
bob, who do you think you are kidding? This is a funny, and would be tempting to anyone. Just laugh, accept the fact that it would be indeed tempting, and laugh.
June 26, 2009 @ 4:11 am
he shouldnt have told her his thumb hurts, haha!!
but if i were the one, i would have shown her my thumb immediately.