Gas at the Table
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought, “yes!”
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!”
March 31, 2009 @ 5:45 am
This is crazy..highly humorous…can’t imagine the embarrassment….LOL
March 26, 2009 @ 7:22 pm
That is really funny!! I guess we have all done it, but not at the dinner table. Yuk!!
March 26, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
I LOVE IT! Why doesn’t the author and or comedian put his or her name to it?
March 26, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
great:D embrassing but a good one
March 26, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Oh my God ,I can’t stop laughing:))) this is one of the best joke!
March 26, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
imagine how bad she felt ofter that last fart
March 26, 2009 @ 2:13 pm
Good one, one of best i’ve heard lately lol
March 25, 2009 @ 6:35 pm
Hey now….we all have had this happin’…jb
March 25, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
This joke is too funny and gross at the same time, but I do get the humor in it……………(lol)