Funny Jokes: Robin Hood & Little Johnny

Joke #1

A poor peasant woman is traveling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man jumps out from the shadows…

“HALT!” shouts the hooded man…

“I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!”

The woman replies, “I have nothing, I’ve been poor and hungry for years!”

Robin Hood says, “Very well then poor woman, take this!… “

Robin Hood hands the poor woman a sack filled to the brim with gold coins.

He then vanishes into the forest.

The peasant woman stares in disbelief, then yells, “I can’t believe it, I’m filthy rich!”…

Suddenly…

the hooded man jumps out from the shadows and yells, “HALT!”

Joke #2

Little Johnny is playing “shoot the apple from the head” with his friends…

The first shot lands directly in Johnny’s eye.

“Ow! You got me right in the eye!” he complains to his friend.

The other friend also wants to try, telling Johnny he is a much better shot…

But bingo, the second shot hits Johnny in the other eye.

Johnny gives up and says, “Well I’ve had it with this game, I’m going home… “

“Mom said I should come back once it gets dark anyway.”