Funny Jokes: Hotel Stay & Redneck Shoppers

Joke #1

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room…

As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby…

After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

“Fancy meeting my wife here,” he says to the clerk…

“Guess I’ll need a double room for the night.”

The next morning, he returns to the lobby to settle his bill, and finds the amount is over $3,000.

“What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk…

“I’ve only been here one night!”

“Yes,” replies the clerk…

“But your wife has been here for three weeks.”

Joke #2

One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle…

They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize – a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great, I love spaghetti!”

Billy Bob asked Bubba, “How ’bout you, how’s the toilet brush?”

“Not so good,” replied Bubba…

“I reckon I’m gonna switch back to paper.”