Funny Jokes: Blonde Thermos & Blonde Yoyo

Joke #1

A blonde walks into a novelty store…

She sees a shiny container sitting on a shelf and asks the clerk what it is.

The clerk says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.”

The blonde is so impressed, she buys one…

She can’t wait to return to work so she can show off her new thermos to her co- workers.

After arriving at work the next day, it’s not long before one of her peers asks about her new shiny container.

The blond replies, “It’s a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.”

Her co-worker asks, “Well, what do you have in it now?”

The blond says proudly…

“A popsicle and two cups of coffee.”

Joke #2

Eleven women are clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest…

Ten are blonde, one is a brunette.

As a group they decide that if they are to have any chance of surviving, one of them will need to let go…

If that doesn’t happen, the rope will break, and everyone will perish.

For a few agonizing moments no one volunteers.

Finally, the brunette gives a truly touching speech saying she will sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others…

All the blondes applaud.

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