Funny Jokes: Blonde Date & Frog for Jack

Joke #1

A guy meets a beautiful blonde, and asks her out on a date…

They go to dinner and go dancing afterward.

On the way home, the guy decides to stop at the local “Lover’s Lane”…

They start kissing, and things are getting pretty hot.

The guy asks the blonde, “Hey, how would you like to move to the back seat?”

The blonde quickly replies, “No, thanks.”

So, they go back to kissing…

A few minutes later, the guy asks her again if she would like to move to the backseat.

But again, she quickly says no.

Frustrated, he says, “Look, are you sure you don’t want to get in the backseat?”

“No,” replies the blonde…

“I want to stay up front with you!”

Joke #2

A guy is out fishing, when he runs out of bait…

Soon, a snake slithers into his boat with a frog in its mouth.

He’s fishing for big fish, so he thinks the frog will be good bait…

He grabs the snake close to its head and the snake goes limp just long enough for him to remove the frog from its mouth.

Finding himself holding a live snake, and not knowing what else to do…

He gives the snake some of his Jack Daniel’s whiskey.

The snake goes limp again and the fisherman tosses the snake out of the boat.

Just after catching a fish with the frog, the same snake slithers into his boat once again.

Only this time…

With two more frogs.