A guy was bragging to his co-worker during their lunch break about how unbelievably hot his wife was.
He leaned back in his chair with a smug grin and said, “Man, my wife is gorgeous. Everywhere we go, heads turn. She’s got that perfect smile, flawless skin, and this walk that just stops traffic. I swear, every guy in the room gets jealous when she walks in.”
His co-worker nodded politely, trying to get a bite of his sandwich in while the guy kept going on and on.
“Honestly,” the braggart continued, “I don’t know how I got so lucky. I mean, she’s easily a ten out of ten. You should see her when she dresses up. People think I’m some kind of celebrity or something!”
Finally, the co-worker put down his coffee, smiled, and said, “Oh, yeah? I saw your wife the other day picking you up from work. If you think your wife is hot, you should see my wife.”
The guy raised an eyebrow, a little threatened. “Oh yeah? What, she’s even hotter?”
The co-worker took a slow sip of his coffee, then calmly replied, “No, she’s an optometrist.”
