Funny Joke: Wife Agreement

After being married for over 25 years, I looked at my wife one day and said…

“Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… ”

“But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”

“Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV… ”

“but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.”

“It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman…

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again…

Be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed!