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A very thirsty man walks into a bar and sits down…
As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have another waterloo!”
The bartender nods and quickly prepares a tall, ice-cold drink, handing it over to the regular…
Turning to the newcomer, the bartender asks, “And what can I get for you?”
The thirsty man, glancing at the refreshing drink in front of the regular, replies eagerly, “I’ll have what he’s having, a Waterloo.”
With a nod, the bartender swiftly prepares another tall, ice-cold drink and places it in front of the newcomer.
The man grabs the drink with anticipation, takes a long, deep swig, and then immediately spits it out in surprise…
“HEY!” he yells loudly, “This is terrible, it tastes just like water!”
The regular bar patron turns to the man and says, “That’s because it IS water.”
Then he looks over at the bartender and asks…
“Right, Lou?”
