Funny Joke: Walking on Water
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist are fishing on a lake…
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land.”
He steps out of the boat and walks across the water back to the land…
He then grabs his lures and walks back to the boat.
The atheist is astounded, but before he can make sense of the situation…
The rabbi says, “Oh Yahweh help me, I forgot my bait!”
He also steps out of the boat and walks across the water back to the land…
He grabs his bait and walks back to the boat.
Again, the atheist is stunned, but he refuses to believe in divinity of any sort or its impact on the world…
He stands up in the boat and says, “Um, I left my extra line on land.”
The atheist hops out of the boat and “SPLASH!”, he sinks right to the bottom of the lake.
After a moment, the priest looks over at the rabbi and says, “Come to think of it, we probably should have told him… ”
“Where the rocks are.”
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