Funny Joke: 🫙 Vaseline Market Research

A man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door.

He was greeted by a young woman who had three small children running around at her feet.

He says, “Afternoon, ma’am. I’m doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used this product?”

She nods, “Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.”

The researcher then asks, “And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”

“We use it for sex,” she replies.

The researcher was a little taken aback.

He says, “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with the gate hinge, but in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”

“Absolutely,” she replies.

“We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.”