Funny Joke: Turkey Shopping

A woman walks into a butcher’s shop on Christmas Eve, just before closing time, and asks, “Do you have any turkey?… ”

The butcher replies, “I think I’m about sold out, but let me check.”

The butcher opens his fridge and see’s he has only one turkey left.

He takes the turkey out and puts it on the weighing scales…

“This one weighs 15 pounds,” he tells the woman.

The woman looks at the turkey on the scales and asks, “Do you have one that’s a bit bigger than this one, please?”

The butcher acts like he is putting the turkey back into the fridge but then takes it out again.

This time he presses his thumb down on the turkey as he places it on the scales…

“This one weighs 20 pounds,” he tells the woman.

“That’s wonderful,” says the woman.

“Would you like this one then?” asks the butcher.

“Actually,” says the woman…

“I’ll take both of them, please.”