Funny Joke: 🥷 Top Samurai

One day, the emperor decides that he wants to find the best samurai in the world…

So, he sends his men out to find some contenders.

They come back with three men: A Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The next day, the emperor holds tryouts to see who is the best…

First, he brings in the Japanese samurai.

As the Japanese samurai strides into the great Hall and approaches him…

The emperor pulls out a box, opens it, and from it flies out a single fruit fly.

Without hesitation, the Japanese samurai whips out his sword, shouts his battle cry and…

Cuts the fly into two perfect halves.

Impressed, the emperor sends this samurai off.

Next, the emperor brings in the Chinese samurai.

Again, as the samurai approaches, he opens the fly box…

The Chinese samurai swings his sword, and two perfect halves fall to the ground.

The emperor, impressed, sends this samurai away.

Finally, it is time for the Jewish samurai.

As the samurai approaches, the emperor sets the fly free…

Without hesitation, the Jewish samurai swings his sword…

But instead of the fly falling to the ground, it lets out a loud “EEK!”, and flies away.

The emperor bursts into laughter and asks, “You can t even kill a fly, why should I hire you?”

The Jewish samurai looks at him calmly and replies…

“You should try circumcising something that small!”