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A man walks into a quiet bar and orders a cold beer…
He takes the beer over to a table and sits down.
After a few sips of his beer, he hears a small voice say, “nice shoes.”
He looks around, but he is the only one in the bar except the bartender, who is occupied cleaning the other end of the bar.
The man shrugs it off and goes back to his drink…
A few minutes later, another small voice says, “nice shirt.”
Again, the man looks around, but can see nobody.
Concerned that his mind is playing tricks on him, he is now on guard, listening for any reoccurrences.
After a few minutes, a third small voice says, “nice pants.”
This time he is sure it is not his imagination, so he goes up to the bartender, and tells him what has happened.
“Oh yea, that happens all the time,” says the bartender, pointing to the small bowl on the guy’s table…
“It’s the peanuts… “
“they’re complementary.”
david
July 22, 2024 @ 10:21 am
Awful